- are young (and preferably slim)
- free (at least outside business hours and on weekends)
- can afford a plot of golden soil
- earn at least minimum award rate wealth for your toil
- own your own mining conglomerate
That's if you're not an Aboriginal mourning Invasion Day, or one of the 5% of Aussies who can't find toil no matter how often they rewrite their resumes, or how many Cert IV's and Statements of Attainment they achieve
Of crse, some who rejoice on Australia Day are yet to hear the bad news.. |
PS. For those of you who come by sea, sorry, we appear to have run out of boundless plains...Please refer to the Minister for Sustainability for further instructions
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And it's about to get worse. The National Rental Affordability Scheme has had its funding capped, as part of the budget cuts Julia Gillard announced today in connection with the flood levy:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/in-depth/queensland-floods/flood-victims-and-low-paid-to-be-exempt-from-flood-levy/story-fn7iwx3v-1225995437524
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