Ask not for whom the Worm Turns, it turns for Thee

As the Bishop said to Lazarus, "Ask not etc ".

There was poor Johnny, chewing his cud, sucking at his teeth and looking miserable, banging on and on about the unions in the absence of a decent argument, taunting Kevin Rudd with tactics that DH hasn't seen in action since primary school. Meanwhile Kevin ran rings around him in flexibility, in thinking on his feet, in marshalling facts, in deflecting Howard's increasingly desperate personal attacks. A great effort given the enormous hopes of the majority of the population riding on his performance.

And what about Howard's vision for the future of education: it's all fast forward to the past.

And what about the sight of Peter Costello and Lord Downer of Baghdad grinning like fools in the audience?

COME BACK CHANNEL NINE.
THREE DECADES OF LOUSY PROGRAMMING ARE FORGIVEN!

You did yourself proud and struck a blow for free speech!