Monday, January 05, 2009

On the 15th day of Christmas...

And they wonder why DH gets desperate at this time of year! The list below is for real! It's exactly what DH's dear old mum gave her, although the numbers are somewhat under-stated.

With genes like this running through the family, what lifechances did DH ever have?

On the 15th day of Christmas, her mother gave to her

15 Anxious phone calls
14 Full of griping
13 Crochet doilies
12 Knit clothes hangers
11 Shirley Temple photos
10 Andre Rieu CDs
9 Old "Women's Weeklies"
8 Gold lamé jackets
7 Leftover sandwiches in
6 Layers of gift wrap
5 Oven Mitts!
14 Christmas cards
13 Channukah cards
12 Old underpants
. . . and a monologue on family history

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